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BREAKING NEWS: BIRD WINS BIG!

By Stewie the Art Expert Cat

Santa Monica, CA (The Hollywood Times) 2/21/19. “That dumb Boy Scout had it comin’ to him”, said the magnificent bird when I asked him why he scooped up the Boy Scout. Even though I, an amazing hunter orange cat, would love to dig into those feathers, I’m glad the punk kid got nabbed and the bird 🦅 is still flying. Check out the far bottom right next to the punks hand and you’ll see that he dropped the slingshot that he used to try to kill the glorious bird. When I was living on the mean streets of Maryland I got shot up by a gang of kids with a BB gun. That happened before I met my glorious mom @cynthiaunderwood I’m glad the bird got the kid. I’m all about Girl Scouts and their cookies. Memorial service info forthcoming.

On any given day you can find me, Cynthia Underwood, writing for The Hollywood Times or in my studio painting with my big, giant orange cat, Stewie. Stewie is a celebrated Art Expert and author.